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Get yo' raggedy-ass the OFFICIAL TRIPLE-G T!!!
It's hot, no doubt...
-Debit or Credit Card payment ONLY to:
-pay via www.paypal.com w3rd.
-Specify size of S, M, L, XL or XXL.
-$14 includes US postage.
*If lines are busy, call back later..but DO call !!!
**As Homer Simpson once said, "Supplies limited!"